Have been rather fat lately......
So while shopping today I thought I should buy a home pregnancy test.....just to see if the extra few kg is due to a sneaky little bean growing in my spare tyre!
I could be sneaky pregnant......I have Very Irregular cycles....like haven't had any "visitors" for nearly 3 years!! (pregnancy and breastfeeding WOOP WOOP!!) So now I have been weaning Addi right down to only 1 feed p/d I guess my fertility may have crept back un-noticed??!
The reason I would jump to the pregnancy conclusion is because anyone who reads my status updates most nights would know I love Dessert!! Usually in the form of a whole block of chocolate...of the rocky road variety or a yummy cheesecake or my go to...apple pie or crumble (i'm not fussy) and custard!! Nom Nom!!
Surely it is not the before mentioned yumminess that could be the creators of my new spare tyre, tuck shop arms, dimply thighs and wobbly bum (Or so my kids tell me!)
I have eaten Nom Nom's almost every night for as long as I can remember....SURELY now I'm almost 30 they haven't decided to NOT be my friends anymore and make me the Michelin woman!! NO....I'd rather think I have a little sneaky bean!!
Hubby is even worried about my puffyness....or not because he likes sneaky beans.....as he does not have to grow and then give birth to them!!!
I rang my mum and she said I am probably full of wind and just have a confused fart!! Thanks Mum!!
I think I'll ponder this for a few more days (and see if my confused fart sorts itself out) before I buy a $15 test.....that could be 3 bars of rocky road!! hehe
You all do this right??!! ;)